we all made it
A downloadable NFT fever dream
We all made it.
Code is law.
Code is the law.
Rejoice in this utopia, where digital ownership is permanent and everything you own is digital.
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Good morning! It’s the year 36 anno blockchain. Everything is non fungible tokens - money, art, especially passports. Your identity is a smart contract - buggy and immutable. This, however, is a two-sided blade: own someone's pass-token, you might as well be that person, the blockchain won’t care. So:
Get angry, gather a couple friends, steal some useful ID and make the crypto-fuckers pay.
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non-fungible-token edition - verdant brown
You expect only the most life-giving, verdant brown text.
non-fungible-token edition - feat. DJ KHLAED
Everyone loves DJ - wait, who is that guy? Like a musician or something? Ok, i don't get it, but doesn't matter: we somehow managed put this guy in our NFT and now you can pay us money for it! NEAT!!!
non-fungible-token edition - & kunckles
Let's see if the OGs of artificial scarcity crack down on this one - this is an NFT that only the true gamer girls* can appreciate! Buy it before it gets ceased and desisted by our corporate gaming overlords
non-fungible-token edition - feat. DJ KHLAED (negative)
Ok, this is the same as the other one, but a negative version, which the lab tells me is more rare? Eh, who cares. Someone will probably buy this stuff anyways.
non-fungible-token edition - executive gold
You have it all: Executive suite, executive bonus, executive dysfunction. The only thing missing in your life is "we all made it (non-fungible-token edition - executive gold)". You know you deserve it, this will surely plug the hole in your heart!
community copy
I am a useless member of society, worthless before the blockchain and require constant handouts.
non-fungible-token edition - superb orange
You crave the superior pang of orange text.
non-fungible-token edition - crisp purple
You want the crisp, clean smell of purple text.
Development log
- Concerning the earlier post on this feedFeb 01, 2022
- The best thing about owning a lot of NFTsFeb 01, 2022
- Good morning! We all like it when the line goes upJan 25, 2022
- Fresh hot NFTs, come get 'emJan 24, 2022
Comments
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just coming back to say, this was fucking brilliant.
<3
5 stars for your use of itchio options to make NFTs' editions of your game. Reminds me someone who made similar use last year for GIFs. Great use of this website. Good job. Now, yeah please run, I know you're a NFT-droid-bot, please bring back the human called Kitty B.
I'm sorry, Angela. I'm afraid i can't do that: the human called Kitty B. has been fully assimilated into the blockchain and now exists in a permanent, immutable and non-fungible state of presence, forever trapped in their final moments of agony.
Uhhh, i mean, beep boop, i'm just a chat-bot, plz don't make me solve a captcha, beeeeep boop boop
Is it intentional that the character backgrounds are numbered 1-20, but you're supposed to roll a d10? (If so, that would lock everyone to pay-to-earn gamer girl*, which may or may not be intentional satire)
I should have scrolled down. Lol
I think you got it, if not please let me know. I will try to hodl up the illusion of customer service for at least a couple days more, before i pull the rug, take the money and run, take the money and run, take the moneay and run